It's 2017. Happy new year! Alternative facts are the new black, and you received an email from us earlier this week about an overdue notice; we apologise for the confusion. Nobody had loaned the Australian Participants in British Nuclear Tests (Treatment) (Consequential Amendments and Transitional Provisions) Act 2006.
It was an error caused by our overdues management system. We have not decided to embrace Trump's world view!
Your responses were fantastic and although understandably most proclaim to have no interest in Nuclear testing, one member asked to renew the loan for another week and at least one member willingly threw his chamber colleague under the bus. We embrace the humor of our Barristers and appreciate your good natured responses. Here are some of best (anonymously, of course)...
- "Not me. It must be another tall, dark and handsome Barrister."
- "I fear someone is impersonating me, which is the greatest compliment I have had for years!!"
- "Thank you for the compliment you do me in assuming I can still read."
- "Name Removed SC shares a secretary with me; they are known to interest themselves in this kind of doubtful literature………….perhaps they have it, and would be prepared to confess to that sad state of fact?"
- "Phew! I'm off the hook. As a well brought up law student I fear getting on the wrong side of librarians!! Lovely, lovely people ... until you nick their book."
You all passed the test.